They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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