Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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