Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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