? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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