have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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