I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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