Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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