im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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