You're so nebulous sometimes
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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