dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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