i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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