wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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