He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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