yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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