Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
its not stalking. its research.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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