whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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