Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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