Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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