I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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