apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
she looked like the before picture.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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