How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
sex in a hospital.. check
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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