i just made my gag reflex go away.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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