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Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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