So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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