I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
sick fucks of a feather flock together
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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