She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
where are my eyebrows?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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