: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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