I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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