in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
