I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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