Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
