Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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