Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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