Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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