It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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