Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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