That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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