I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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