I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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