Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
apparently the secret to your success is patron
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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