So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
Randomize
