I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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