She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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