I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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