My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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