So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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