I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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