why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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