BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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