Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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