Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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