Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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