we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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