in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
